Congratulations, you survived.  

Top Ten Late-Twenties thoughts on Coachella:

1)  Telling work that I was “staycationing” is probably not believable at this point

2) Uber (I usually love you), but I hate you for what you did to me at Coachella. Hate.

3) I need to shower with these on? Do I really need this much validation?

4) Is this real life right now?

5) Am I pulling this off?

6) There are people getting IDs checked in front of me that were born in the 90’s

7) Homegirl, please don’t fall on me

8) Coconut water, Pedialyte, Advil, Emergen-c, Netipot, yes Netipot

9) Pharrel, I just love you. #pharrelisavampire

10) Even in my late twenties,  there is still one constant…Nights ending in Del Taco

And that’s a wrap.

Ruth in late-twenties- 1, Coachella – 0

Hotel: The Saguaro
Week: 1
Advils: 4
Times I thought about throwing in the towel: 2