Congratulations, you survived.
Top Ten Late-Twenties thoughts on Coachella:
1) Telling work that I was “staycationing” is probably not believable at this point
2) Uber (I usually love you), but I hate you for what you did to me at Coachella. Hate.
4) Is this real life right now?
5) Am I pulling this off?
6) There are people getting IDs checked in front of me that were born in the 90’s
7) Homegirl, please don’t fall on me
8) Coconut water, Pedialyte, Advil, Emergen-c, Netipot, yes Netipot
9) Pharrel, I just love you. #pharrelisavampire
Ruth in late-twenties- 1, Coachella – 0
Hotel: The Saguaro
Times I thought about throwing in the towel: 2